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Improved Means To Deteriorated Ends

by Washer

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Spencer I can't say there are zero bands who's new album I would preorder after hearing 1 song because washer exists.
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thedrunkendribbler Quigley’s vocals are as raw as ever. Lyrically visceral, especially on anthems Coward and Cheap Therapy. Leans more into stripped down indie punk than previous releases, but still packs some mathy and reverb soaked noise on songs like Threadbare and Blammo for the EIS heads. Favorite track: The Waning Moon.
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Mister Anthrope All aboard has been on my want list for a while, thanks for hooking up a bundle for us!

Hell yeah, guys! This album is already an instant classic! Totally worth the wait! I never did like two part harmony for punk all that much, but you owned it. Gonna be cranking my vinyl copy tomorrow once it’s delivered. Favorite track: Cheap Therapy.
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1.
Countless deeds have blessed me like a sneeze I wipe it on my sleeve I’m grateful Waste not want not Find me at the haunt I’ll talk you til you’re gaunt I’m graceful now The next round is on the house Turn up the jukebox loud But you won’t see me twist and shout Cause dancing is for better men It’s no coincidence I’m unsolicited And on the frontier of ignorance I am a vanguard King Insignificant When every pep talk Is a put down I order the swill I put it to my mouth And left for dead I’d wish you well instead Of dying with a grudge Cause when I’m at my edge I could use the nudge Everyday’s a trying of my faith Of which I can’t relate I’m groundless Morning wake to find my body ache Another’s mistake of countless now Daydreaming of an out but how
2.
Valley of the unfortunate dead I arrive with my hands upon my head Rain come down let it wash away my dread I wish, I wish that I could find a way To lift you up when you’re in pain I feel so weak I feel so vain Habits formed in a life of debt Set intentions as well as can be set The waning moon comes to collect I wish, I wish that I could find a way To lift you up when you’re in pain I feel so weak I feel so vain I sense the source of disrepair The pain is here you’re barely there You fight to bury the despair
3.
Threadbare 02:23
Can’t get myself off of the couch Can’t get myself off of the couch But I’m grateful Right place, wrong time Which habits define The methods that refine What’s mimic and what’s mine The gravity of what’s at stake The gravity of what’s at stake May fluctuate Right place, wrong time Which habits define The methods that refine What’s mimic and what’s mine The hanging plant dances to the fan’s lead This pale blue dot Every rant every good deed Self contained The veil between resolute and destitute is threadbare
4.
Not Like You 01:37
Feelin’ better up in my head I’m drinkin’ less, I read instead Where did he go? I dunno Feelin’ better up in my head Not smokin’ less I get upset Where did he go? I dunno I wanted to not like you I wanted to not like you Feelin’ better up in my head Still, body’s stressed, I keep it fed Where did he go? I dunno I wanted to not like you I wanted to not like you Not you I wanted to not like you
5.
The Itch 02:13
Do we ever meet our expectations Or do we just keep Making new lists Scratch this one to bliss Or some perversion of it Do we even need our aspirations Or will we just be Content to live But scratch that fucking itch Or some perversion of it And so we will it away as best as we can At best in a matter of days We’ll feel it again Creep in Fear not nor swoon Pour that salt into the wound Seek no cure for self-induced Agony Lest you long for atrophy
6.
Chowderhead 01:38
When it’s over Will the gods be kind to you I doubt it World turns over Indifferent to your breakthroughs I doubt it Absent recourse Comfort sought in solitude I noticed in my eye A twitch began to cry Myth of an independent life All myself is tied To a people and a sky An arbitrary web of light All myself is tied
7.
Maybe we should be lighting things on fire It’s not enough to simply call someone a liar When hypocrisy is no disqualifier And forgiveness leads to driving on flat tires All the wrong people love themselves See only mirrors, poison wells Left to reason out the death of an empire It’s not enough to hang your shingle out for hire Feeding flames and bearing witness to the pyre Let forgiveness wait for rebirth in the fire All the wrong people love themselves See only mirrors, poison wells A matchbook burns in short sustain But shows in turn a brief refrain: “You can’t kill me” All the wrong people love themselves See only mirrors, poison wells A matchbook burns in short sustain But shows in turn a brief refrain
8.
Suffer awake now How long today Realize an exit How far away How I thought about you I was so nervous In my sinister value Brain pays lip service We all need now little reminders I’m alive, I’m alive When the flies get past our blinders I’m alive, I’m alive I’m a decomposing shell I’m alive, I’m alive I’m my own answer to hell I’m alive, I’m alive How I thought about you I was so nervous In my sinister value Brain pays lip service Tension all around you Drown or break surface
9.
False Prize 02:00
Struggling to keep My heart beat down And my eyes Off of your false prize I am at ease A better me when I let me see The muck and thee grime Of our time Sim city left to rot I wouldn’t trade my spot Time spent starving for entropy I’d just like to eat Sim city left to rot I wouldn’t trade my spot Time spent starving for entropy I’d just like to eat
10.
Three Jeers 02:31
I’m up to my ears in beer And we all cheer For the dumbest shit What’s left when you reach the bar So low it leaves a scar As you trip over it I dunno Why am I here all alone I have my plants my home We made plans to give a dog a bone Now I am my own Three jeers for the people with A sense of diligence A firm grasp on time We’ll stick with the plan for now Pack up and leave town When I can grow a spine I dunno Why am I here all alone I have my plants my home We made plans to give a dog a bone Now I am my own I’m sorry but I just Couldn’t take myself So seriously at all
11.
Fail Big 02:13
I’m trying to rattle around What’s left of my head on the ground My brain falls out my ears And it’s clear This body is past its prime Controlled by an ailing mind As I piss away the years And it’s clear This year ain’t the first to get bad Will you help or get sad Snake oil or extant bliss Each vice in the search endless Leaves a mark on the veneer And it’s clear Abundance of evidence Malevolent resonance If I stow away the fear And it’s clear This year ain’t the first to get bad Will you help or get sad Every day know I mean what I say That I try to pick myself up out the way And if I fail I will fail big but that’s okay Make every effort to resist the day’s malaise And maybe clear This fear
12.
Coward 02:30
Me a no good middling coward I oh me oh my You an all too true power Of the cynic in my life Wouldn’t it be nice Tear it from the hands of time Whose very structure binds The words with which we can define You an empty booth Reminder of A grotesque loss of youth Me afraid to bury My friend We a broken family Wouldn’t it be nice Tear it from the hands of time Whose very structure binds Dull knife twisting inside Daylight fading Stop gap Jerry-rig my fucking heart again Dull knife twisting inside Daylight fading Stop gap Jerry-rig my fucking heart again Stop gap Jerry-rig my fucking heart again Stop gap Jerry-rig my fucking heart again Stop gap Keep the burial dirt
13.
Blammo 03:00
Time ripens and time rots And blows away An old man with nothing To prove or say I’ve lost my way The past it lies in front And slowly fades What comes, comes from behind A creeping snake Shake you awake In time you’ll find Its touch just right Oh god I wanna feel it slither shake and writhe Past my eye I wanna feel it slither shake and writhe Past my eye I wanna feel it slither shake and writhe Past my eye It’s how I ease the doubt That I’m alive
14.
I feel no weight off my shoulders For this lack of belief As they’re left warm in their comfort I rack my brain counting sheeping I take my time and throw it away I take my time and throw it And there is no bliss in realization No sense of relief Just the unpleasant knowing Of grift on repeat I take my time and throw it away I take my time and throw it
15.
I’m no good on my own I can’t focus escape to my phone Move through the day One task at a time Cause hands put to purpose Can quiet the mind But when it’s cold And when it rains I hope it rains For the whole year straight Something’s wrong inside my mind And I don’t know how to talk about it Something’s wrong inside my mind And I don’t know how to talk about Picking scabs and trading stories Equal parts profound and boring That’s all this needs to be Cheap therapy Something’s wrong inside my mind And I don’t know how to talk about it Something’s wrong inside my mind And I don’t know why

about

all songs by Washer
Kieran McShane played drums
Mike Quigley sang and played guitars

Becca Ryskalczyk sang on Death of an Empire, Answer To Hell, and Coward
Kieran, Becca, and Dana Murphy sang on Grift on Repeat

recorded and mixed by Nick Dooley at The Barn in Panton, VT
mastered by Amar Lal at Macro Sound in Oakland, CA

art and design by Quigley
lyric sheet photos by Kieran

DIGITAL - okwasher.bandcamp.com

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released April 28, 2023

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